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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed