Sequoia

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

“say whatever you feel be wherever you are, we ain’t angry at you love. you’re the greatest thing we’ve lost” except it’s maya andersson singing about benji ovich

I've just finished the trilogy. No, I'm not alright.

me when the trope is the only way they could’ve had a happy ending was if they never met.

"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked bunny corcoran and he told me to ask henry winter

I can excuse pushing your friend off a cliff, but i draw the line at animal cruelty…

you can never trust a man because Oliver Marks said “I don’t know it’s like I look at you and suddenly all the sonnets make sense” to Meredith and then almost immediately after took the fall for a crime he didn’t commit and went to prison for 10 years because he was in love with James.

my fav genre of books is called "what the FUCK richard"

okay but like the reason that the classics group fell apart was because from the beginning they were supposed to be paired off and Richards inclusion was supposed to be Francis's partner but he upsets the balance by latching onto henry isolating bunny who becomes horrid to attempt to detach himself from them all but goes too far and henry murders him setting up henrys death in the second act because richard latches onto francis, setting up what would have been the natural order, but now because henry's logical partner is dead HE latches onto camilla, isolating charles who follows in bunny's footsteps but worse and henry was doomed to die from bunny's death because that was the only way to balance it out in this essay I will-