fym “nuh-uh”

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

OSMANTHUS. full stop. i love it so much but it’s too cold to grow it where i live :( white poppies and those little wild violets are runners up but idk how niche they are

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

unfortunately I'm really charmed by the mischaracterisation of pliny as a guy who made things up for no reason (as opposed to just recording what he heard and what he knew as common sense) even if I also know going along with the bit runs the risk of further entrenching another sincere The Divine Comedy Was RPF style fandom camp through failed opinion osmosis

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

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