Oddly and Unexpectedly Horrifying

he died for our Sims……

well it seems ive been out done by a sims 2 modder and a decade ago at that. better dig a hole and jump in

I love that literally nobody is excited about Blizzard hinting that the next Hero is a fucking monkey.

A monkey has the potential to be a playable Overwatch Hero but Zenyatta still has no lore.

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

This is everything