Tangled Brain

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

Well I recently invented a sideways elevator before I realized that I am talking about a train.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

Yeah it’s like you don’t dust something off for a couple of years and and then it’s full of this shit. Decoration really should be exempt from the dust it’s only purpose is to look nice

It’s in the subtext, but asuka actually has deep feelings for kaji

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

Ah great minds think alike forget about sex

damn that shit is light lmfao

I love how it is so dense it does not "wet" the anvil, the drops all run and leave with nothing behind them unlike water, oil, sauce... it's super satisfying it's like in cartoons

Ah to be a sailor in 1890 who has to turn to his fellow men and ask "is it just me or are the lighthouses flashing faster?"

mmm iron ice cubes in me mercury pepsi

only appropriate response btw

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

Yeah so this our main sink room, we call it Jack and Jil fu@&€)@, but if you want privacy, there is another sink room right next to it. Also basically every room has a shitter or a tub, we are very dirty people. We are constantly shitting, even tho we have no way to make food in our gourmet kitchen. Don’t use this bathroom tho, it’s for coat only. That’s how fancy we are.

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post