the other side of sanity

Sorry for admitting that I listen to musicals do you still think I'm hot

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

The all or nothing attitude pushed when it comes to addiction is so crazy like if you say “if you have one sip of beer you’ve broken your sobriety it’s no different than going on on a bender youre back to step one” what do you think theyre going to do after that one sip of beer. Or that one drunken night. What do you think comes next in a scenario where you’re set back to square one if you make one misstep. come on now

This is a punishment method people give to children for misbehavior and studies on it have proven children never learn or grow from this and instead just become scared of making mistakes and develop habits to avoid punishment and pain and avoid getting caught

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

Not to be snobby/elitist but influencers need to remain in their own separate lane and I’ve never been more serious about that… you are not a real music critic because you review albums on your popular YouTube channel, in the same way I’m not looking at the top Goodreads reviews or going on booktok for genuine literary criticism. I saw some quote recently from an influencer who was interviewing celebrities on a red carpet and she said something along the lines of “fans want to see people like us talking to their favs as if we were their friends!” and it’s like…okay? But I actually want interviews with actual trained reporters, too. Which is not to say there’s no value in some of what influencers are doing…The woman who asks celebs silly, low stakes questions over takeout chicken is a cute addition to any press cycle. But she’s not a reporter, and what she’s doing is not actual journalism. Influencers with huge platforms should feel proud of themselves for building something that clearly resonates with people, but for any of them to claim to be “top of the field,” above people with like, actual education and qualifications and years of experience at their job, is just ludicrous. You are the natural successor to the Buzzfeed listicle. You are not “the only relevant music critic today.” Be so fucking serious.