the other side of sanity

Sorry for admitting that I listen to musicals do you still think I'm hot

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

The all or nothing attitude pushed when it comes to addiction is so crazy like if you say “if you have one sip of beer you’ve broken your sobriety it’s no different than going on on a bender youre back to step one” what do you think theyre going to do after that one sip of beer. Or that one drunken night. What do you think comes next in a scenario where you’re set back to square one if you make one misstep. come on now

This is a punishment method people give to children for misbehavior and studies on it have proven children never learn or grow from this and instead just become scared of making mistakes and develop habits to avoid punishment and pain and avoid getting caught

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices