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Aries MC career: race car driving, boxing, DJ, bull riding, engineer, space enthusiast, party host, sky diving instructor.

Taurus MC career: painter, nude enthusiast, nude artists, singer, makeup artist, fashion designer, hair stylists, music makers.

Gemini MC career: public speaker, activists, pornography, stripping, dancers, traveling.

Cancer MC career: babysitting, professional boxer, teacher, truck deliverers, painting, house decor assistant.

Leo MC career: DJ, entrepreneurs, fashion designers, chiefs, bakers, police officers.

Virgo MC career: health care, personal trainers, pornographic films, dancing, professional cooking.

Libra MC career: makeup, modeling, television dramas, paparazzi industry.

Scorpio MC career: mediums, modeling, design of art or fashion, poets, police agencies / law enforcement.

Sagittarius MC career: travelers, comedians, prostitution, bank organizations, art enthusiast.

Capricorn MC career: lawyer, television hosts, business management, driving instructors.

Aquarius MC career: activists for human rights, OBGYN, things dealing with the human body, doctor.

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this is the new meme for February, y’all

DU DU DU-

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

here he comes

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

FUCKING

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

UH, YEAH

they have FREESH

uh

.69 cents

oH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A CATHOLIC) 

(PROTESTANTS NOT ALLOWED) 

(AGAIN, CATHOLIC EYES ONLY, FINAL WARNING)

Capricorn mars: determined, controlled, level-headed, realistic and hard on themselves.

Aquarius mars: unique, independent, obstinate, scattered and wilful.

Pisces mars: gentle, passive, goes with the flow, indecisive and loving.

Aries mars: Impulsive, difficult, fast, childlike and rude.

Taurus mars: goal-orientated, easygoing, patient, sensual and slow.

Gemini mars: unfocused, easily bored, blunt, witty and nervous.

Cancer mars: passive-aggressive, protective, argumentative and dependable.

Leo mars: risk-takers, powerful, sexual, defensive and sincere.

Virgo mars: critical, bossy, sensitive, protective, humble and nervous.

Libra mars: procrastinators, defensive, passive-aggressive, charming and sneaky.

Scorpio mars: black and white thinking, challenging, provocative, charming and manipulative.

It basically illustrates tumblr in a nutshell.

Bc 1/3rd of the notes are ‘awww SO CUTE’,

1/3rd is ‘how can you post if you’re blind, FAKE’ (which is stupid lol screenreaders exist, blind people can use the internet) and

if you wanna complain about my purely fantasized kinks and relatively well controlled mental health anyway, consider calling me a necrosadist instead! it’s more accurate. i wouldn’t fuck a corpse, but i would probably get off on mutilating one.