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This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

multiple people in my immediate circle of acquaintances have seriously injured their feet indoors by not wearing shoes! either by stepping on small, pointy objects or stubbing their toes so hard they got nerve damage. some of us like to be protected! get yourself a cheap pair of house slippers or something. fuck.

why do you have small pointy objects scattered around on the floor of your literal home