irrelephant

I started high school 7 years ago Jesus

u done yet

I’m trapped in one of the lockers

why is there so much spongebob on my dash are y’all 7 

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

describe your aesthetic in four words go

homeade bong im 11

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person” 

having glasses is like: [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cleans glasses]  [cle

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

how will they tap the screen with claws

You're so ignorant it's not even funny

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you

my new year’s resolution is to stop

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there