Yeehaw

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

FUCK OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED SOME INSANE ROBIN LORE. HOLD THE PHONE

when I was 13 I moved halfway across the PLANET from polynesia to southeast asia. rent prices back home were skyrocketing and my dad had lost his job. so we moved. right. settling into a new school was tough but I managed okay. a year or two passes. we get a new principal. right. are you with me so far

The New Principal At My School. Was My Family's Previous Landlord. Who Raised Rent Prices So High We Moved Across The Fucking Planet About It

CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING ON AN AEROPLANE AND FLYING EIGHT THOUSAND KILOMETRES ACROSS THE PLANET TO GET AWAY FROM SOME GREEDY LANDLORD ONLY FOR HIM TO FOLLOW YOU UNINTENTIONALLY AND BECOME YOUR FUCKING PRINCIPAL

having day bad enough that you're struggling to mask and disassociate at work is so funny. Oh right I think all of you are disgusting and in a just world you would be unworthy to comprise the soil on which i walk

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

red 40 has medicinal properties

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure