I have an nsfw blog and also Liu's kinshift blog but I don't want those connected to me.
Not a side blog but! My Animal Jam is also ArtificialAscension! Come look at my den, I take great pride in them. Also shop my shop, I need to get rid of my garbage, I mean, wonderful Forgotten Desert items.
Mutuals may ask for my discord if they like. I'm never on but. Well it's not like we talk on Tumblr either.
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List of names includes Michael, Ryan, Gabimaru
He/They
21 years old
Bi Gay
Nonbinary transman (with no space, beings trans is fundamental to my gender as a man)
I'm a dragon (otherkin/therian, I guess) in human form (it's like a cross-dimensional reincarnation thing)
I kinshift either Liu Woods or Sully Woods sometimes. (Might be plural but don't even worry about that) They're pretty chill and they have their own blogs (listed above in my alt blog section) but sometimes they leave commentary here. We have our own speaking tags:
Michael: #angel ice
Liu: #dark wood
Sully: #wolvesbane
American, unfortunately. English is my first (and only) language but I suck at it so sorry.
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Kin list:
Azula (Avatar: The Last Air Bender)
Mello (Death Note)
A (Death Note)
Kurapika Kurta (HunterxHunter)
Gabimaru The Hallow (Hell's Paradise)
Starscream (Transformers Armada (very spificifically Armada and only Armada))
Tuffnut (How To Train Your Dragon)
Tim Wright/Masky (Marble Hornets)
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Homicidal Liu/Liu Woods (Creepypasta)
Sully Woods (Creepypasta)
Lighting (Wolf So-[gets killed immediately]
If I knew what Kinning was when I was 8 I would have kinned Rainbow Dash unironically.
Uhhh I guess I'm dragonkin? I don't know man. I'm not kin with a specific type of dragon, and I'm more kin with anything big and reptilian, such as dragons but also crocodilians, big lizards (komodos, mosasaurs, megalania, ect), azhdarchids and nonavian dinosaurs. I weirdly am not kin with snakes.
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This is my personal blog so it's mostly thimgs I like or feel like sharing. I reach my daily post limit ALOT and reblog on a whim so watch out. Aside from normal person things my hyper obsessions include:
Death Note
Creepypasta
And the media I am normal about is:
Pokemon
Fullmetal Alchemist
HunterxHunter
Black Butler
Blue Exorcist
Devilman
Transformers
Several others but those are the big ones
There's also my OCs and my original stories. Expect to hear about those on a rare occasion. Expect to hear about my OC Ryan on a daily basis because I love him.
Blog icon is from whatever my current big hyper-obsession is. Currently, it's Homicidal Liu from Creepypasta.
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I don't care about your human politics. All of you disgust me.
Ok enjoy :)
If you don't reblog/post anything and your blog is untitled I don't trust you. I will block you. I will also block if I just don't like you.
Sigh... Liu got us into discourse... Here's my official statement.
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As a transsexual woman đŠ who has had multiple experiences âźď¸ I have found đ that the biggest block of cheese đ§ is usually the one âď¸ that has the largest size đ
I've complained about this before but ngl I hate how most gluten free food sold in stores is also vegan and low fat and low sugar and all that, bcs I think that people who are gluten free but not vegan or on a diet deserve food that's just gluten free, and vegans that don't have allergies deserve food that isn't gluten free, and people who can't have too much sugar or fat deserve non-vegan non-gluten free food.
Also as someone with POTs who needs a lot of salt so much gluten free food also being "health" food makes it less healthy for me. I need salt and sugar and fat!!
If there is any justice in this universe the diet industry will one day know my wrath.
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#looked up and thought âthat canât be hardâ#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#Iâm . Iâm horrified
i think avoidance is such a little-recognized ocd compulsion. all the time i talk to people with ocd who are like "i was always having intrusive thoughts about using kitchen knives and harming myself or others but i'm okay now because i just stopped using knives ever đ so i'm good now"
heyyy that's an awesome avoidance ritual you got there. i think we should chop carrots together and yes you might stab me to death and kill me and the police will take you away and your mom will cry in the court room asking why and you won't know what to say and your life will be ruined forever. but that's just a risk we have to take.
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So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.
âoh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!â
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
(youâre not stupid. I posted this thinking it would amuse a handful of mutuals who all knew the context and that would be about it, so I didnât think about providing any other explanation. I had no idea it would spread this far.)
Iâll start from the very beginning just to be thorough. so this is Alex Hirsch, creator and head writer of Gravity Falls, a show which had a big focus on mystery, conspiracies, codes and ciphers, etc. the whole plot is kicked off by one of the main characters finding a mysterious old journal in the woods, which detailed all kinds of weird and supernatural things, but then ended abruptly with the author saying they had to hide the journal because they were being watched. the central driving mystery of the show, therefore, was the question of who wrote the journal and what happened to them.
now, the thing about Gravity Falls is that, while it must be said that the writers werenât always quite as sure of their plans as we tend to like to think they are, it is very much a fair play mystery, with legitimate clues to what was going on. but the writers were caught off guard by how quickly the show attracted a dedicated audience, including a lot of people outside the primary presumed demographic, who started solving the clues faster than expected. so some of the fans were able to correctly guess who the author was before it was revealed in the show, and the theory started spreading. this put the writers in something of a panic, because this was THE mystery that the whole story revolved around, with ž of the show building up to the dramatic reveal in the middle of season 2. they wanted it to be a mystery that could be figured out, sure, but they werenât prepared for people to solve it so far in advance of when it was planned to be revealed, which would have really taken away from the big moment. they werenât going to change the main story itself, but having been caught unaware by how much attention the fans were paying, they wanted to up the ante and make the mystery more complex to solve going forwardâbut first they needed to buy some time and throw the fandom off the scent for a little longer.
hence, Alexâs plan as described above. they whipped up a fake shot that appears to give away the identity of the author as being another character in the show, put it on a screen in the studio as if it was a real animation frame, took a picture of it, and âleakedâ it online. it was initially decided to be a hoax (albeit, I think, presumed to be a hoax originating from outside the production team), until Alex posted this tweet:
âŚbefore quickly deleting it (though not so quickly that it didnât get seen, of course).
it worked well enough to distract most people for a while, and wasnât revealed as a hoax until a year later, when an episode aired that definitively proved that the supposed screenshot could never have happened, at which point Alex owned up to the whole thing as seen in the tweet above. by then the episode with the real reveal wasnât far off, and while people did still work it out ahead of time, it was more of an âOH MY GOD I KNEW IT!â moment than a âbooooooring, weâve known that for agesâ moment, which of course was what the writers wanted all along.
personally I find this a fascinating approach to dealing with the problem of spoilers, because it doesnât affect the story itself at all; if you watch Gravity Falls todayâor if you were watching it when it aired without any significant contact with the fandomâyouâd never know about it. ultimately, the problem the writers were facing wasnât that some people might guess the answer to the mysteryâthey never wanted to make it completely impossible to predictâso much as it was that they hadnât designed the story to stand up to so many people working on the puzzle together, which resulted in a sort of total output of puzzle-solving ability that far outstripped the capability of any one solo human being. so their solution is something thatâs very much targeted toward delaying that group problem-solving, without actually affecting the experience of any individual person watching the show.
plus, itâs very in keeping with the overall tone of the show.
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