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pokemon’s boy character designs are split evenly between transmascs and people who are gonna realize they’re not boys in two weeks

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

Mystery dog…

You know how in the ancient world they believed a very long time ago there was the age of heroes when the world was populated by super powered descendants of the gods. Chickens have that in real life but it’s the dinosaurs

the terrifying ordeal of being mediocre at a skill you have literally only just started practicing

#gifted kid syndrome

Worst little cunts on this site by far are those who respond to complaints about mundanely shitty behavior like “I can’t stand when people don’t put their grocery carts back” with “um did you know that .000001% of the world’s population has terminal Can’t Put Grocery Carts Back Disease maybe think before you post”

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.