victoria.uwu

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

she got that regular penis

glad this resonated

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

Anyway anglerfish are fucking huge. They're born the size of a Ford F250 and grow up to be six times taller than God.

I wish HRT would give me claws

well I am very cute & I can do a forward roll but my technique is not super good

people will be swoon over a guy and he will be the type of guy to get covered in tar from a crashing tar tank followed by feathers from a feather supply truck crashing into the tar tank

Isn't this the killer spy mom everyone is obsessed with?

No this is a normal woman who seems normal