The power of friendship!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

careful dude your devotion is showing

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my tail whacks you with my

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

Ah yes. Shroom.

i was talking about how monster hunter quest names are sometimes sooo iconic. like the first quest you get would be called something like 'a lizard problem :)' and you go on a small tropical adventure discovering new plants and tiny lizards and the final FINAL quest for the game will be called 'A THOUSAND YEARS OF TORTURE IN THE DARK', you are dropped in an arena made of bones, guts and blood, your character starts taking immediate damage because everything is a hitbox, an ancient choir starts chanting 'GOD IS BLEEDING' for 30 minutes, handler is saying 'the universe itself will turn inside out if you do not break this dragon's horn', you die