sir thats my emotional support cowboy

puts on galaxy brain

This is a fantastic, more candid introduction to the major players of the story, even though this is hours into the game after a series of intense opening sequences. Up in the mountains we got to see all these outlaws strut their stuff in unforgiving conditions, with the very real threat of death coming at them from all sides; wolf packs, rival gangs, a freezing blizzard. It just takes your breath away.

This is the narrative equivalent of letting their hair down, both literally and figuratively: getting the audience to see these characters as living, breathing people. The dignified and collected Javier is shown being more silly here, toasting the barmaids in a cheer and slurring his words. Charles, a man both blunt and reserved, shows off his gentlemanly side with his hand on the small of the lady’s back. 

It’s a great scene because it shows so much in a short amount of time, informative while still being organic. Charming while still fitting the mood of the story. 

takes galaxy brain off

okay but charles’ reaction when arthur first walks up, guy hasn’t said a thing yet and this man’s lip is already curling

he knows this loud-mouthed jackass is going to just fuck things up

Then, plot twist of the century:

A r t h u r F u c k s I t U p

Ladies don’t look too surprised the Brawny Man isn’t as soft as his paper towels and go off to find Mr. Clean 

javier realizes no amount of singing is going to bring them back

charles doesn’t realize anything because he explicitly didn’t invite arthur for a reason

arthur has a brief moment of clarity that he’s going to be single for 5,000 years

yeah there’s a big one going on rn, but I really don’t want to talk about it at all. the only drama there should be going on is 2 or 3 beard arthur.