don't mind meme

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class

thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker

College kids when the profs phone goes off in class

the dk rap but it doesn’t stop at the end it just keeps going naming new kongs thay are increasingly obscure and scary until you get an absolute abomination kong

He has no mass, he has no face This Kong is a colour out of space He can't be seen, nor be displayed When you look at him your mind is flayed He doesn't exist and he isn’t here The Unknown Kong has disappeared

I think we can all relate

being sentient sucks i wish i was a croissant

mission failed, we’ll get ‘im next time

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

Story of my life.

this tweet pointed a finger right in my face and started laughing