AJ

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

I wish my dog could read so I could show this to him

Remember, it is important to get a daily intake of 1000 mg caffeine each day

Thats the minimum tho, really you should have three times that by noon each day

The more taurine and ginseng the better too. You want as many untested ingredients as possible to enhance the caffeine high.

i giggled when she pulled it