Parts their hair in the middle

"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

I like watching birds but I don’t know what any of them are. I just like looking. Their name is not my business.

But are those fantastic least geckos? Or are they amazing and wonderful?

Settlers of catan

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"