no matter what you’re anticipating, it will not be what you think it will be.

Me: a little goat? Why would a little goat be surpi- oh. OH. Yeah okay i wasn’t expecting that.

NO YOU’RE NOT PREPARED.

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

Like to charge, reblog to cast

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality