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Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"

or hell you dont even have to 'understand' or get it or agree with it you just need to understand that certain things you dont care about or dont matter to you are important to others. and you're not necessarily better or more correct for not caring

person who knows how logistical things works has picked up the cannon, hefted it thoughtfully, and put a single chalk mark precisely on the problem.

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

just remembered the most mortifying experience of my life. imagine you're 13. you go to a private christian school because that's the type of family you're in, im talking vests and long sleeved shirts and prayer circles every morning. you haven't figured out that you're gay yet but youve decided youre a #ally because you watched bbc sherlock and got really invested in johnlock. so this is a really weird time in your life. your dad comes home late from work sometimes and on this particular day he's confiscated your phone and laptop. luckily for you, you cracked the password to his office computer a while ago. and like i said, you're in the trenches so you need your yaoi fix. you open up a private tab on his computer and start catching up on your ao3 updates. and you're a couple hours into this when the screen flickers. you think ok whatever, probably just a computer glitch. but then the cursor MOVES. and that's when you remember that your dad has a program on his computer that lets him remotely access it from work. you freak out big time because now he's going to think you're a horrible sex pervert. years of muscle memory kick in and you close the tab before you even know what youre doing. youve never moved the cursor faster. and as you step away from the desk it hesitates and stutters before clicking the file explorer. like it was waiting for something. your dad doesn't say anything when he comes home that night. and he doesn't say anything the next night, or the night after that. you learn later that it doesn't matter how fast you are, once that screen flickers he can see everything on the computer, every tab and open window. you come out to him 4 years later. he is not surprised

he saw the gay fanfiction i was reading (probably marvel) and didnt say anything. ever. just let me stew in my own internalized homophobia. can you believe that shit. oh my god. oh my godddddd