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My dogs arent losing and neither am I

The concept of Gerry having a famously bad dye job is so fucking funny to me. Like, I dye my hair black pretty regularly (meaning whenever my roots grow out) and it’s literally not that hard. You just mix the dye, slap it on, and wait until you remember it’s there and wash it off. The only time it doesn’t stay and looks shitty is if you don’t leave it long enough or mix it wrong. Meaning either he gets impatient and washes it off too soon, or he’s never read an instruction in his life and faces the consequences. I love him.

aborted horse: hey can you abort some sugarcubes and an apple? i'm kind of hungry in the aborted horse purgatory dimension

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buy my nothing

we are the last 100 bloggers...

being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

“damn all the happy people in the world” yeah and next i’ll throw my magic diamond onto a cake and turn it into a big monster

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!