But the Secret Ingredient is Love. Dammit.

trade offer: you get ten thousand neuvillette portraits; i get to

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

a rougher doodle fleshing out the previous Hellmasker-grinds-em-tf-up post!

ok now here TAKE THE LORE:

@getvalentined’s fic Rattle This Ghost Town has a great explanation on FF7 monsters that feed on negative emotions (go check their work out or else).

Hellmasker casts Nightmare and goes to town because what else do the demons eat huh? You think Vincent Valentine gonna eat a bagel??? Ain’t no way - my man is:

plagued by endless nightmares

hella snatched

So when he shows up in Final Fantasy VII: Reveal Part 3’s Title Already his glow-up better include more teeth.

The evidence is clear. My case is watertight.

Hellmasker really grinds em tf up