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My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station