Not All Who Wander Are Lost

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

what non-dnd (and ttrpg) players don't get is that dnd (and ttrpgs) require an insane amount of concentration, discipline, and self-restraint to not immediately put the dice in your mouth

my hands hurt

Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate