Sir, those are my emotional-support aspec hcs

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

World Heritage Post

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

if you're a girl you need to develop a venom-delivery system it's essential.

meows loud as fuck for no reason in particular