poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

the F on my birth certificate stands for Force-sensitive

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert