conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 68 (masterpost here)
Tim: i'll bet you anything i can shoot this elastic band into the roof of that convertible from here.
Dick: that's not even a challenge, you gotta do it from where Damian is across the street.
Jason: yo i see three people online, are we having a 4/4 main Gotham squad night?
Damian: yes, Father is off with the Justice League.
Jason: neat. i think i found a meta by the way, we might have to register him in the Batcave.
distant, angry male voice: I'M NOT A FUCKING META I'M A DAMN STAGE MAGICIAN.
Jason: hold on- shut up, i told you there was no way for you to know that was my card, so until you tell me how it happened in a logical manner, you are a meta and i will be keeping you tied up. -ok i'm back.
Distant male voice: i took an oath Red Hood, you cant keep fucking doing this! if it pisses you off that much then STOP COMING TO MY SHOWS.
Damian: aw man, again, Akhi? let him go.
Dick, amused and baffled: this has happened before?
Jason: 'm not letting him go, he's a meta.
Damian: he's not, though.
Tim: i seriously thought you were joking when you told me he had beef with a stage magician now.
Dick: you knew about this?
Tim: i- *sputter* i'd heard stories, i didn't think it was real.
Damian: hold on, i'm on my way over to you, Hood.
Damian: and I'm untying Clarance.
Jason: YOU CAN'T- HE'S A META.
Damian: I HAVE DNA TESTED HIM A THOUSAND TIMES NO HE IS NOT.
Distant male voice: how about- how about i do the trick again, Hood. so you can see it plainly.
Jason: i'm not untying you, but sure.
Distant male voice: -pick a card,
*cards flicking* *shuffling*
Distant male voice: put it back- this chain is way too tight, man. ok put it back, and you can shuffle the deck yourself.
Distant male voice: ...is this your card?
Dick, starting to laugh: H-Hood,
Jason: no- he's a fucking DANGER TO GOTHAM, SOMEBODY GET FUCKING MARTIAN MANHUNTER OR I SWEAR TO GOD,
Distant male voice: *forlorn* Hood this is the fourth time this month.
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