Both Breath of the Wild and its sequel are full of overworld puzzles and minigames, usually somewhat blended in with the scenery, that you can spot and solve to meet a Korok (the creature at the bottom) and be given a Korok seed. Koroks are silly little nature spirits who love fun and games. The seeds can be traded for inventory upgrades but the price goes up with each upgrade, so after the first one a single korok seed pretty quickly loses value. If you have played both games you have almost certainly solved hundreds of these puzzles/mini games. If you were a completionist then between both games you’ve done 1900 of them. With this little guy or one like them revealing themselves to say, “Yahaha! You found me!” each time.

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

take and take and take (click for quality!)

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf