I'll figure it out

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

Made me giggle i love this so much

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c

an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.

HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

Also let nonbinary people be TMA