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guys ur never gonna believe what 602 is doing right now
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yeah
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
...Can I add this
I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch
are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
its ok if nows not a good time
āWhile many people think fanfiction is about inserting sex into texts (like Tolkienās) where it doesnāt belong, Brancher sees it differently: āI was desperate to read about sex that included great friendship; I was repurposing Tolkienās text in order to do that. It wasnāt that friendship needed to be sexualized, it was that erotica needed to be ⦠friendship-ized.ā Many fanfiction writers write about sex in conjunction with beloved texts and characters not because they think those texts are incomplete, but because theyāre looking for stories where sex is profound and meaningful. This is part of what makes fan fiction different from pornography: unlike pornography, fanfic features characters we already care deeply about, and who tend to already have long-standing and complex relationships with each other. Itās a genre of sexual subjectification: the very opposite of objectification. Itās benefits with friendship.ā
ā Francesca Coppa, āIntroduction to The Dwarfās Tale,ā The Fanfiction Reader (via francescacoppa)
Someone put it into words. I gotta sit down
(Why does this belong on my decidedly not-fan-fiction-related blog, you ask? Because this quote illustrates very well how assuming that anything where people put sex in it is debasing it, objectifying it, or simply āsexualizingā it, etc. often misses a lot of the real picture of why people do that thing.)

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Iām sitting on the toilet.
THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
sweet beast
welcome to the holocene little one, weāve waited so long for you
Me when I give the league of legends show a chance because my friend says it's good and I go in expecting an overrated wet fart and I'm slowly forced to acknowledge that it has layered and interesting characters, incredible art direction and animation, deeply engaging political intrigue and gripping drama and I realize that despite any flaws it may have it's ultimately one of the most mature and well rounded pieces of animated television I've ever seen come out of the western world and I end the most recent episode sitting leaned forward staring at the TV actively crying at 5 am
I'm so fucking mad
not sure if iām qualified to answer this one

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me buying dogshit wine at 7 eleven earlier
i got carded and tried to describe this image to my friend i was with iām glad i found it for the sake of this post
Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it's hysterical.
"I mean, I'm supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that's really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don't get sued if you get broken into."
"So, like, just to clarify, you don't want the cameras, right? Only I need to make sure because sometimes people say no on the phone, and then when I'm leaving, they ask me why I haven't installed the cameras yet, and I'm just like, that's a you problem, I'm going home."
*leaning around the corner of my office to talk to me* "Hey, do you know where [Mothman] went? Actually, never mind, you're probably the detail-oriented one. I can tell by the *gestures at my candy-floss-colored goth office* whatever this is.
So like, the new alarm panel is smaller than the old one, and the old one pulled off some of the paint, I can try to hide it, but it won't be perfect... You don't care? Sweet. I'm always ready for people to yell at me."
"Hey, so I need to test the smoke alarm before we put it up, but I don't want to frighten your little dog. I'll try to muffle it, but you might want to hold her." *clutching the alarm to his abdomen like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade* "I'm sorry little dog, I'm so sorry."
But was Little Dog frightened??
She was, but she was also very brave and got a treat.
Google I donāt think thatās right
can't doze off. can't sleep. I'm in immediate threat of being fucked to death
Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Yearās War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.
In a way, heās correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.
Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means theyāve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.
They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.
In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.
I wonāt spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the āhigh crusadeā.
That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it aināt getting any better after that

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
artistic recreation
OP, I loved this so much that I embroidered it
What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stonerās point of view?
sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard