mel

My five year plan is to just see what happens

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real