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Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

*knife thrower throws their blades at me but i, a sword swallower, swallow them all perfectly*

*eventually they run out of knives and i begin my first round of attack by spitting them back*

You fool, now they have more knives to throw

And so the cycle begins anew

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

slow tongue kissing