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 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don’t have to break a single rule to do it!

For Jason admirers, half-toys, kitchen witches, and those who simply love tea. Obviously, tea can solve both health problems and feeling problems, healing you inside and out. However, do not blindly assume herbs in teas are okay for you, you must do your research before making these.

Emotional Healing:

Drink your sorrows tea

Calming back to school tea

Calm thyself tea

Calm and happy tea

Overall positivi-tea

Mental reboost tea spell 

Self love tea

Good luck tea

Orange peel tea 

Physical Health:

Tea to relieve a sinus headache

Headache soothing tea spell

Marshmallow tea for sore throats

Tea for colds

Tiny tea spell to feel better

Feel better tea spell

Pain relieving tea

“Ew, cramps” tea

Menstrual relief tea spell

Tea infusions to soothe the stomach

Easy energy tea spell

Energy boost tea

Daily energy chant

your craft is valid, regardless of what dieties you worship.

your craft is valid, regardless of what elements you use.

your craft is valid, regardless what path you choose.

as long as intention is there with your spells.

you are still a valid witch even if you haven’t done witchcraft in a bit. take your time, you need your energy.

feel free to repost and add onto this if you’d like. let’s spread positivity! 💞

As all my witchy lessons comes from, here's some new knowledge gained from my own mistakes.

I sage my place up, burn it and smoke my house out. Gives me asthma is I don't open up the windows and just makes the flies sleepy for 20min. You're SUPPOSED to open the windows as you go, wave it around doorframes and windowframes and keep the windows open airing out the place for 30min. Flies get out, air is refreshed.

But the flies just get sleepy and the smoke needs to die down, so I got a spray bottle of water and put some lavender and mint fragrances in it, spray it around. Scents too strong for most buggies, claim my territory, calm the smoke.

But now the bees are coming, cause my place smells so flowery and good. Now I have to plant some herbs and flowers outside so the bees understand the fresh stuff is outside, an offering to the good bugs pushing the bad ones that could cause disease out of a larger territory.

But once we plant, we have to harvest so as not to leave out rotting crops which brings about the slugs and flies all over again. Which brings about the need for salt at the doors, to stop the slugs, but brings mice, and then I put down citrus peels which bring the flies. Vicious cycles at work.

These are the secrets we used to know. These used to be just how we worked with nature.

New video on the channel: Cooking Basics | How to cook dry beans and other legumes 

🐝God's/Deities

Hestia - Greek goddess of Fire, home and hearth

Demeter - Greek goddess of harvest/homegrown food

Vesta - Roman goddess of fire and home

Frigg - Norse goddess of the home and family

Brigid - Celtic goddess of fire and home

🔮Crystals

Clear Quartz - Balance, healing, protection

Agate - Protection, cleansing, peace

Rose Quartz - Love, healing, growth

Onyx - Healing, protection, strength

Opal - Originality, creativity, psychic ability

Jade - Protection, peace, luck

Goldstone - Motivation, happiness, creativity

Amethyst - Peace, intuition, divination

🍒Common Foods in Kitchen Witchery

Apples - Protection, love, luck

Apricot - Happiness, love, luck

Avocado - Fertility, beauty, growth

Almonds - Wealth, protection, luck

Asparagus - Passion, protection, healing

Bananas - Wealth, luck, love

Beetroot - Protection, luck, passion

Blueberries - Health, money, happiness

Blackberries - Protection, hexing, healing

Carrots - Lust, love, grounding

Cherries - Lust, love, luck

Chocolate - Love, wealth, happiness

Coconuts - Fertility, cleansing, luck

Cucumber - Health, intuition, happiness

Date - Happiness, fertility, luck

Eggplant - Wealth, intuition, divination

Elderberries - Wealth, love, luck

Fig - Love, divination, lust

Garlic - Protection, cleansing, health

Grape fruit - Protection, cleansing, knowledge

Grapes - Knowledge, power, love

Hazelnuts - Protection, love, lust

Honeydew Melon - Wealth, power, fertility

Lemons - Protection, happiness, hexing

Limes - Protection, healing, love

Mangoes - Protection, balance, luck

Mushrooms - Protection, hexing, luck

Nectarines - Love, luck, healing

Oranges - Luck, happiness, divination

Passionfruit - Loyalty, luck, love

Peaches - Knowledge, love, loyalty

Pomegranates - Hexing, divination, creativity

Pumpkin - Growth, wealth, protection

Raspberries - Happiness, healing, love

Raisins - Fertility, intuition, protection

Strawberries - Love, happiness, lust

Sugar - Love, lust, happiness

Tomatoes - Protection, love, wealth

Tangerines - Power, strength, creativity

🌿Herbs/Spices

Cinnamon - Passion, strength, protection

Rosemary - Love, protection, luck

Lavender - Peace, divination, intuition

Thyme - Love, courage, loyalty

Cloves - Healing, memory, passion

Anise - Beauty, intuition, love

Basil - Love, wishes, wealth

Bay Leaves - Wealth, luck, protection

Pepper - Protection, passion, strength

Chamomile - Peace, innocence, loyalty

Ginger - Strength, lust, Health

Nutmeg - Protection, love, lust

Sage - Cleansing, protection, healing

Salt - Protection, cleansing, strength

Mint - Luck, wishes, wealth

Kitchen witch things

Kitchen filled with homegrown herbs

Messy kitchen

Home always smells delicious

Usually covered in flour or sugar

A tea for any occasion

Herbal remedies

Fridge never empty

Creativity

New recipes to hand down to children

Sigils drawn into food

Their presence is always so comforting

Really soft features

Mum vibes

Give the best hugs

Just really warm and soft aesthetic 10/10

🥧Kitchen witch superstitions/small kitchen witchery things🥧

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A spoonful of honey will sweeten your words

Stir clockwise to invite something into your life

Stir anticlockwise to banish something from your life

Place amethyst near the stove so the food always tastes good

Never stir with a knife it's bad luck

Eggs that crack while boiling means visitors are coming soon

Dropping silverware also means visitors are coming soon

Spilling water on the table cloth means it will rain soon

When your cupboard doors are left open it means someones talking behind your back

Keep half an onion on your windowsill to repel bad luck, spirits and sickness

Use lemon juice for invisible sigils

Keep egg shells for your plants

Fave witchy recipes

🍞 Lavender bread!

🍎 Apple streusel

🍵 Almond lavender milk fog tea

☕ Vanilla Rose Coffee

🥨 Apple twists

🥯 Sweet cream buns

🍫 Dark chocolate brownies

- snack on yummy, tiny foods (like nuts and berries), to help you feel more delicate

- add a soft sparkle to anything - your face, your clothing, your notebooks, your spells, your bedroom

- draw a small wing, mushroom, or leaf on your wrist, gently running your fingers over it for encouragement when you’re feeling a bit rundown

- take a walk or hike somewhere peaceful, like a meadow or a forest - taking in the soft blow of the wind and the sweet smell of grass and flowers

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I made my first cheesecake today and decided to share the recipe! I am not a kitchen witch, but I've been making a lot more food lately and I'm getting into it, so who knows (:

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Ingredients

250g cream cheese

Half a can of condensed milk (small)

Half a pack of biscuits of your choice

Half a lemon

1/2 cup of butter

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Edible flowers (optional)

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Magickal Properties Of Ingredients

Cheese : grounding, healing, joy, things coming to fruition

Sugar / milk (condensed milk) : love, nurturing, spirituality

Cookies : (in general) nurturing, love

Lemon : faithfulness, friendship, happiness, longevity, love, marriage

Butter : smoothing relationships, spirituality, tenacity

Vanilla : joy, love, luck, lust, mental powers

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Recipe

Melt the butter, crush the biscuits and make a base for the cake

Juice the lemon and mix this with the cream cheese, condensed milk and vanilla extract

Wisk until it forms a loose paste and add to the base

Grate the lemon peel and add it to the top of the cake, along with your flowers for decoration

Place it in the refrigerator for 3 hours and serve

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Extra Notes

This is a vegetarian recipe, therefore the cake will be a bit flimsy and should rather be served as a dessert or in seperate bowls.

If you don't mind gelatine, you can add that for more firmness. There is also vegan gelatine available, but I did not have access to it.

Don't be scared to tweak the recipe! If you prefer it sweeter, add more condensed milk and if you prefer it more sour, add more lemon.

I mostly eat according to a vegan diet, but every now and then I go vegetarian, especially when it comes to cake. If you are 100% vegan, I'm sure there are other recipes online for you to use.

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Images Of The Process

I used:

Hot chocolate powder (it's a treat and I can't drink coffee so this is the closest I have)

Fresh ginger (power, I also find it grounding, and it's good for digestion/stomach pain/nausea)

Honey (sweetening)

Cinnamon powder (energy, healing)

Nutmeg powder (health)

Coconut milk (because I can't digest dairy)

I brewed hot water, the ginger (thickly sliced) and honey in my teapot

Mixed the hot choc powder, cinnamon and nutmeg in my mug

Set an intention over mug and teapot for energy, power, health and healing

Poured the hot water in and added coconut milk at the end