Disaster Bi, Ready To Try

Did someone say JOURNEY??? Anyways. My half-baked PHM x JTTW AU.

Even if I wasn’t gay, wasn’t a survivor scared of men, getting help as a disabled person is just…Not a pleasant thing to us! Imagine for a sec how you’d feel being carried up a flight of stairs. You’re a grown person. You’re being touched in an awkward way. You’d rather do it yourself. You’re So Uncomfortable. It’s not where I look for the beginning of a romantic relationship. So like…could abled people stop doing this thing where they think helping us in a condescending and infantilizing way is cute? Cause I’m real tired. Just get me a ramp or lift and I’m cool. I don’t need a dating service when I’m just trying to go about my day

just assume it’s not an option please

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

"There’s already an mpreg story in JTTW that Wukong has to get the team out of, so I think it’d be objectively hilarious if it was HIS turn to be pregnant. :) Also he calls himself 'Grandpa' multiple times in the book, so like, he has experience of being a mother."

-conversation with annoying coworker? a knight must be gracious even in the face of provocation and maintain diplomacy and restraint so as not to make things difficult for their king and also not misuse their power by obliterating an unarmed man with sheer force of might no matter how much he DESERVES IT

(Every time I'm unduly upset by the news you're getting a new heart knight, because the linocut process makes me feel better)

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

FOR TIL COCK????????

Rest

"There’s already an mpreg story in JTTW that Wukong has to get the team out of, so I think it’d be objectively hilarious if it was HIS turn to be pregnant. :) Also he calls himself 'Grandpa' multiple times in the book, so like, he has experience of being a mother."