Coffee Addict

wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 

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I’m crying, this is character development

the thing abt diet culture is that there’s no way any junk food could possibly be more self destructive than viewing your own body as not only a separate entity from yourself but as an enemy to be conquered

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

light yagami…….didnt deserve a goth gf

I thought this was talking about ryuk

The essential dichotomy of Spider-Man – and the thing that makes him relatable – is that he’s freakishly competent at literally everything that’s related to superheroing, and extremely bad at literally everything that isn’t.

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys

This is the cutest thing.

Not long enough.

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.