In which stuff happens...

people will really defend marriage so hard because it has benefits as if its not super limiting and frustrating for ONLY marriage to have those benefits. "hey i think we shoudn't prioritize marriage that much in our lives" "but marriage comes with so many benefits!" okay and why is it the only thing that lets you put someone else in your life as a designated "i trust them with healthcare or finance or my will". why cant marriage be extended to more than one other person. why is it only marriage, why cant you choose someone you really trust to handle your affairs, why does it have to be marriage. get real

the great thing about tumblr is that you can meet people you'll vibe with on a level you have never vibed with anyone before and the tragedy about tumblr is that they almost certainly will live in another country

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

we cannot let saying 'i love you' or kissing onscreen be the standard for correctly making a character canonically gay because some characters would never do that but are gay

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell