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"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

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…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

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In response to growing pressure from the Appalachian Khans, vtuber-president Sunny Roosevelt stated that she was developing a bold new strategy for pushing back the holler horse-lords. “While I can’t give out any specifics for security reasons,” she stated, “I can tell you this much: I have white woman normals now.” She then proceeded to demonstrate for the crowd, performing a sweep with a ten-frame startup, good range, and a low-profile hurtbox. While it was -8 on block, Sunny assured the audience that the pushback made it difficult to punish if properly spaced.

Appalachian Mongols? Nawww, you’re looking at, hmm, I’m gonna say the American equivalent of Afghan mountain tribes. Fiercely independent, WILL raid your trade lines, supply lines, and any other kind of -lines you might use to transport valuable shit, unless you pay them off and/or raid them first. Tell me that ain’t Appalachia post Omnicrisis. Horse lords would naturally gather on the American steppes, AKA the Great Plains. I think they kinda did in real life after horses were introduced to the Americas, many of the Great Plains peoples were known for the love of horses. Am I locking on to a minor detail to the exclusion of the actual focus of this post? Yes. Sorry President Sunny, your white woman normals are amazing.

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written