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@manorpunk
And we're back!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Whew! Getting a whole bunch of new fans was kinda intimidating but also really cool and I am back now because you will have to pry smgf from my cold dead hands. Enjoy!
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oh thank god you're here. Okay. So. We've got a bit of an ongoing situation. It all started when some treasure-hunters poked around in the ruins and found a bunch of server racks and hard drives, y'know, computer stuff. Anyway, they started looking inside the computer stuff and found this thing called "World of Warcraft" on 'em. They showed it to some of the young folks in town and they picked up on it real quick. And I mean they really picked up on it. Obsessed, one might say. And then-
Okay. Right. The point is, there's about two hundred teenagers running around terrorizing the town 'cause they're convinced that they're Illidan Stormrage. Yeah, all of them are individually convinced that they, personally, are Illidan Stormrage.
What's that? How do we know who Illidan Stormrage is if we didn't know about World of Warcraft? It's simple actually, we just - shit, get down!
"YOU ARE NOT-" "-ARE NOT-" "-NOT PREPARED!" "YOU ARE-" "-ARE NOT-" "-PREPARED!" "-NOT PREPARED!"
I need to get back to writing regularly because I really can’t wait to add The GLN Guy to the cast, both because I’ve put a lot of thought into the GLN as an ideological group with a kernel of compelling truth that has been warped beyond belief thanks to ingroup reinforcement and one-upsmanship, but also so he can say some shit like “anyone who wants a lawn should airdropped into an active volcano” and everyone else is shocked and horrified but anon’s like
a stereotype of true believers in the GLN’s semi-secret ‘cause’ is that they get irrationally angry at the continued existence of low-scalability service industries like sit-down restaurants nail salons because they don’t actually enjoy anything so to them all the little pleasures of life are just fungible units of Recreation and it physically pains them to witness a successful industry which is so immune to economy-of-scale benefits. If you somehow manage to get a few drinks into a true believer (they are joyless nerds so you might have to spike their drink which is technically probably a crime but Sunny said crimes don’t count if they’re funny) they will tell you with complete sincerity that we could have a three-day work week if people stopped getting their hair and nails done and if you tell them that sounds kind of misogynist they will get SO WEIRD about it.
Breaking: Embezzlement Scandal Rocks Free New York for Umpteenth Time
A collection of leaked documents from the Free New York state government, including financial records and internet search histories, reveal an ongoing financial scandal in which lord-mayor Vinny Vidivici has been using state funds to purchase sneeze fetish videos. At least three of the videos in question have been confirmed to feature Usonian president and anime girl vtuber Sunny Roosevelt as the leading actress.
When reached for comment, Sunny Roosevelt stated “in celebration of this act of institutional corruption, my Sunny’s Got Sniffles collection is going on sale for 20% off all month!” and insisted we provide a link to the aforementioned video anthology.
Usonian Secretary of Posting Maria Gurowski Kissinger Wong et al von Zuckerberg-Lorraine stated “Nobody actually likes New York, we just felt sorry for them after 9/11.” We didn’t reach out to her for comment or anything, she just told us that unprompted.
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I'm staying at an airbnb in a costco-fortress in the midwest autonomous region and the host keeps asking me to grab a rifle and man the parapets whenever the neighboring warlord invades =_=
Tomodachi update: Gave Anon some Dino Nuggies, a horsey of their own and a cool dripped out cyberpunk-ninja outfit For the unwashed part, maybe making them a public farter would be close enough?
I’m so torn between “omg she’s happy and thriving with her sick outfit and dino nuggies” and “put her back, she must be crusty and miserable” but I suppose she can have some happiness… for now.
I really don’t know if she would be a public farter. But she would definitely accidentally let one rip right before her chance to try delivering a one-liner again and never live it down
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19th century American spiritualists are the best they’re always like “I am committed to three great causes: the abolition of slavery, voting rights for women, and building a ghost-powered lithograph that can capture the true face of God.”
Rate my Anon recreation on Tomodachi Life (Hope I got everything right)
omg for a second I thought the face was like a giant nose but it’s literally a > that’s SO GOOD AAAAAAA.
I give her an 8/10 but only because Tomodachi Living The Dream doesn’t have any methods for making her look suitably unwashed. Please remember to give her “aww horsey :(“ as a catchphrase, and make all her confessions as desperate and pathetic as possible
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Louis Sachar’s 1998 novel seems to have marked a major shift for the global turn-of-the-21st-century artistic and literary scenes, given that the primary sources contain a staggering number of references to “post-Holes” media
if things continue to break down at the rate they have in 20 years well get some kind of politically incoherent solarpunk militia prowling the city and smashing up cars at random that nevertheless will have to be remembered in the history books for somehow actually being the ones who shot president vance
You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Random Encounter Table - Princess Edition:
Rhonda Rotten
Mold-Mother
Anarqueen
The Dragon Princess
Rhonda Rotten - Despite the rough-sounding name, Rhonda Rotten is a bookish princess with pigtails and large glasses, armed with a yaoi-paddle macuahuitl. Any men traveling through Rhonda Rotten's fiefdom are legally required to "smooch it up crazy-style" with another guy before leaving. Various thumps and muffled voices can be heard from the basement of her throne room.
Mold-Mother - The Mold-Mother is an enigmatic woman dressed in mold-covered robes atop her throne of decomposing organic matter. Locals claim she can "commune with the spores" and even direct various plagues and illnesses upon her enemies. Anyone who spends an extended period of time in the Mold-Mother's throne room will suffer from confusion, weakness, and 2d6 poison damage. A successful investigation of the throne room will reveal a carbon monoxide leak.
The Anarqueen - in an attempt to square her ideological commitment to anarcho-communism with her desire to be a princess, The Anarqueen hosts a mock execution of herself every Saturday. While there is nothing explicitly sexual about the mock execution, it's very obviously a sex thing.
The Dragon Princess - a sweet li'l cutie patootie in an adorable dragon costume. Has personally executed 1,295 uppity serfs.
we’re destroying the united states and replacing it with ten thousand tiny fiefdoms ruled by semi-tyrannical trans women in princess dresses.
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>wgere is my fiefdom and princess dress >:(
>ahh shit I hope I didn’t stab whoever was supposed to give me my fiefdom and princess dress
>there is definitely a non-zero chance that I did that
>is there like. a customer service line I can call or something
>because I wanna oppress some serfs
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@zzedar2 :
You might find some inspiration here
oh huh neat, I actually saw this video independently last week and it is a good video. But yeah, as a Brett Devereaux Reader, I’ve kept principles similar to this in mind for the world-building. A lot of the reason that the autonomous midwest region is the way that it is is because it’s a place full of 1. massive navigable rivers and 2. a shitton of farming towns and farmhouses full of tractors and generators and workshops and other tools that would be very useful for anyone looking to get the basics working again. So it’s basically thousands of people independently speed-running the Sedentary Bandit theory: start off as wandering shitkicking bandits, then realize “wait if we just set up shop in this grain elevator and protect it from *other* bandits then the peons can make booze and stuff for us” and stumble into local governance. That’s also what the grey market is - a bunch of people doing procurement fraud on the Mississippi river where valuable manufactured goods can flow outwards to the whole midwest.
Which is also why it’s such an intractable problem for the Usonian Union: you want to re-incorporate a big place, which means setting up official markets that you can tax and regulate. But if you crack down too hard on the grey market right away then the very people you want to win over are going to be pissed because they’re suddenly unable to get stuff like medicine and tools through the usual channels. So, in the grand American tradition, everyone ignores it and hopes it will eventually go away on its own.
fun fact: one of the biggest figures of the grey market is “Cahokia Joe,” a beefy Osage guy and all-around cool dude who knows every tributary and hiding spot along the Mississippi. When anon meets him she’s like “so you have a command grab right” and Cahokia Joe is like “what” and anon’s like “you’re a beefy native american so I just figured you would have a command grab. wait is that racist? I think that might be racist” and Cahokia Joe is like “what the fuck are you talking about” and then later Cahokia Joe comes to the rescue by whipping out the 0-frame Super Red River Buster and anon’s like “I KNEW IT”
Suggestion: someone wants to misgender Anon but assumes all foreign languages follow the same patterns as Spanish and so calls her a Ninjo.
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