karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

this ain’t alright with me … bitch what the fuck 

https://www.cnet.com/news/samsungs-warning-our-smart-tvs-record-your-living-room-chatter/

true love is in friendship remember that

i know when people talk about the musical chicago they don’t mean trina’s one woman show from victorious…. they’re talking about all that jazz and cell block tango and roxie…… but my brain……. you say chicago…..chicago….. its a city thats exciting its a city thats inviting its a city for a woman just like me

my gender neutral alternative to the violent, exclusionary word “y’all”: “y’xll”

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows