gobbers

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS IT IS LITERALLY PERFECT

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

Is this magic?

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

the bears will be in eventually

He nyooms

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

https://www.visiticeland.com/outhorse-your-email/

in my overwhelmed era

The Stanley Parable is to MLM what Portal is to WLW

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny