the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

go on & love something. anything at all. don't hold back. the clock is ticking & you're going to regret every missed opportunity to be passionate. may that passion lead you back to yourself in the end

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter