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With the number of just generally very awful dads Tolkien writes, it makes me wonder for his childhood.
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dad of the year
With the number of just generally very awful dads Tolkien writes, it makes me wonder for his childhood.

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Look I recognize there are many #problematic things about tumblrlive or whatever they choose to call the garbage, but the real issue is that they have placed a button which produces a pop up which makes me, a Gen Z with attention issues and lack of confidence, MAKE A DECISION, before I can go back to doomscrolling in my wasteland of garbage memes where there used to be a SEARCH button so I could find *specific* garbage memes.
âThat sounds like a good ideaâŚâŚ.â-âIs there something bothering you with the idea?â-âNo, the idea is GOODâŚ..đâ
Can someone explain this to me?
Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. Theyâre used as âscare quotesâ.
And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason Iâm not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.
So an old person could type something like:
how are things going with your âboyfriendââŚ.
and what they mean is
How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]
But a young person would interpret that sentence as
How are things going with your so-called boyfriendâŚ. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]
The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you
elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. itâs certainly been a while hasnât it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo
thranduil:
thranduil: elrond, whereâs my son
thatâs enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

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aragorn: *at the council of elrond* well thank god that gollum is in mirkwood đ
legolas:
LMFAOOOO
I donât use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?
Hereâs a pretty comprehensive write-up:
https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/
reblog to save a life
It's always been so funny to me that the Council of Elrond is literally just a meeting of people who have showed up in Rivendell with different problems and just happened to do so at more or less the same time. They didn't gather there to discuss the Ring, the future of the Middle Earth or the rise of Sauron.
Nope. Each of them have faced An Issue and decided to ask Elrond for help.
Poor Elrond. He managed to avoid the kingship, but not becoming a parent figure for almost everyone in the Middle Earth.
*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them
biggest regret is not getting in more car accidents
me when im about to die in a plane crash

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My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app
My old person trait is I think video games should work without needing access to the Internet
My old person trait is that I think when I purchase a product, that it should be complete and functional and also that I should actually own it.
So weâre all just ignoring Tumblr Live right? Like not make eye contact and hold very still until it goes away?
how do you tell someone âiâm not ignoring you iâm just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so itâs really hard for me to maintain a conversationâ without saying that
Brain broken. Still like you. Talk later
I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom
Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That's not... No.
Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?
Elf: Well. No, not exactly
Bilbo: But the owners didn't want to throw them away.
Elf: Yeah
Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.
Elf: Yeah
Bilbo: That's a mathom.
Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!
Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt's set of painted dishcloths
Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt's set of painted dishcloths
Bilbo: How's The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?
By the way, it's important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo's claim and finds it quite insightful actually
this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. Itâs not an actual barrier so itâs not like some sort of challenge it simply says âfuck around and you will find outâ
Ohohoho I LOVE âfuck around and find outâ signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: itâs a WWII era sign posted around the soldiersâ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. âLoose lips sink shipsâ.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of âYou already fucked around, now youâre about to find out.â
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud
this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i canât get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesnât even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like âif you donât have reliable fast internet, then donât bother buying thisâ, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.
On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...