for that far shore forlorn

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

i’m on onion rings right now

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

sometimes the guitar reaches thru the speakers and touches you sexually

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today