take a fucking sip babe

Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason

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The bubble is nigh.

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

My hermetic widderslainte Gwyn plagued by The Creature (his nephandic fucked up avatar)

Imagine saying this to the Robin Hobb who published her first book while financially struggling as a waitress and post lady with 4 children to take care of alone because her husband was an offshore fisherman in Alaska

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

one of the players onstage responding

Harry du Bois would do this

I feel sick

Just found what may be my worst draft ever