while I stay secluded

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

You will get over it because you fucking have to

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.

People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything