"when will they add cars to paralives" NEVER i hope. there's a train and a bus free yrself from the americanized prison of car centrism!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WALKABLE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"The scholar witnessed the fulfillment of his dream."
Wow, I somehow never posted this one here - I saw fan speculation earlier about how the gw2 (?) teaser from today might be a cleansed Orr! :O Which reminded me of this older art I was inspired to paint shortly after finishing the Knight of the Thorn questline.
It involves one of my headcanons where Trahearne brings Malyck to a cleansed Orr, after the Firstborn cleanses Malyck from Mordremoth's corruption (this headcanon takes place after Heart of Thorns).
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Passiflora Inc.
Some said all lives were expendable to the Consortium. That was not entirely true. Otherwise they would have ended him after the South-sun fiasco as it was called by the higher executives of the company, rather than have him work blood, sweat and bribes to try and restore what was lost, hiring bounty hunters and hitmen on his own wages in hope to bring the head of the responsible for this mess to the board.
Constant loyalty and innovation, to gather new settlers, entice authorities to look past the company's shortcomings and nip in the bud the slightest sign of rebellion amongst their crews. First they complain, then they find loopholes and the next thing you know they're demanding fair exploitation conditions and riddling their workplace with explosive and dangerous wildlife!
It would take years, perhaps, but he would eventually get back into the good graces of his superior and get away from this gold-forsaken rock and its putrid low-tides.
And sure, almost a decade later and whereas the other branches experienced mediocre results after catastrophic failure – getting shipwrecked in Elona and utterly failing to gain the approval of the locals to the point it was an obscure company by the name Cactus Incorporated that had to finance their trip back to Tyria – he had single handedly managed to restored Southsun Cove to a somewhat financially stable enterprise. They expected their first positive results this year and projected a three hundred percent increase due to the ever-growing afflux of visitors from Cantha.
And now, despite the company's recent – but he was certain passing – difficulties, finally, the board summoned him for what he gathered was a very important meeting.
Lion's Arch had remained the same through the years – excepted for its seemingly regularly scheduled cataclysmic destruction – and the Consortium's Office stood out, as a bridge between the old and new architecture of the city – high walls of bright concrete, and strong wooden beams ornate with maritime motifs and banners of gold and blue floating in the wind – a design meant to be familiar and draw as many interns and customers as possible.
On this particular morning, the building certainly served its purpose as a little crowd gathered in the street, all eyes turned to the construction workers tending to the signs and banners on the front, removing their signature gold and blue, employees and interns alike outed of their office and given leeway for the rest of the day.
“I hear they're planning massive changes to the building. Repairs and restructuring.”
“Well, that means at least a few days leave.”
“Perhaps the new director will consider paid-leave?”
That last strand of information made Noll's ears stand on end.
So the rumours were true. The Consortium was experiencing a change of management. As for the reason he had been called, on this particular occasion, he could only expect other sub-directors would be just as on edge as he was. An edge that sharpened to an uncomfortable threat when he realised the reunion was over, a procession of gold and blue robed executives leaving the room.
“Sub-director Noll.”, a falsely polished voice welcomed him.
Seated at the table amongst the highest members of the board, flaunting an expensive suit and a polite smile to mask his true nature, was the person he had spent the last decade hunting in hope to have the head of – nothing attached – delivered to this very board.
“What is that terrorist doing here?”, the asura spat, ten years worth of venom spilling between his clenched teeth.
“It is customary, I believe, for the chief executive officer to be present at their company's merger.”, the cactus replied. “Our previous collaborations have always been dealt under the seal of secrecy, through the intervention of middlemen and legal representative”, he carried on, replacing a bundle of letterhead paper, bearing a somewhat familiar emblem and in golden letters the words 'Cactus Inc.', “but it felt appropriate to step into the light on this, the day The Consortium is no more. A proper way to introduce my employees to their new management.”
“And you summoned me to exact your vengeance.”
The sylvari leaned back in his chair, his stance relaxed and nonthreatening but his eyes never once leaving the Subdirector's.
“You know I would. But someone I hold dear has convinced me to let go of old grudges.”, he added, casting a glance towards the easternmost window, where a sylvari Noll had completely failed to notice, ashen of bark and golden of leaves, almost invisible against the too bright morning sky, leaned against the ledge.
“Then you are a fool.”, Noll rebuked, crossing his arms and puffing his chest as to make himself bigger. “The sole reason my men did not bring your head to this board sooner is because you cleverly fled the continent. But Lion's Arch has sellswords aplenty, who would only need an incentive to put your head on a spike and feed the rest to the crabs. Enjoy your triumph while it lasts. I will make sure it won't.”
A lengthy silence punctuated his words.
Canach took in a deep breath, eyes closed and a ferocious smirk — one that was so much more like him — drawing on his lips.
“Were you a witness to what he just said?”
The sylvari on the ledge had straightened, a shimmer of purple in his aura. A mesmer, Noll realised. It had taken him longer than he cared to admit to place that birch face, out of context, but the signature stars shimmering unnaturally at his back betrayed him : the Commander's aide-de-camp. Someone whose voice may have a little weight in the right circles, but with no real influence or authority to arrest him.
The asura turned a noxious glance towards the sylvari on his side. “Your word against mine. You and I both know how this ends, Canach.”
But the secondborn did not listen.
A little bit of static rose from beneath the pile of papers at the centre of the table.
“Well, actually.”, a feminine voice quipped. “It's your word against your word.”
“Did you copy, Elianora?”
“Loud and clear.”
“This should pique the Captain Council's interest in earnest. Don't you think, Sub-director?”
“I... don't understand.”
“We planted recorders all around the room, you hermit-skritt brain!”,
Noll's expression faintly shifted, from triumph to stubborn denial as his own voice came rising from the vocoder hidden underneath the freshly signed acquisition.
“Th-This recording means nothing without reliable witnesses to back your claim.”
“I do believe we knew that.”, Canach said, turning to the sylvari by his side.
The mesmer flicked his wrist, and with a haze of stellar gold and blood stone purple, the waves of sunlight crashing on the office faded, leaving in their stead a more natural blue sky and the shadow of a woman in a loose blue shirt and the highest position of power in the Arch.
“Captain Kiel, were you a witness to what he just said?”
“I was.”
“Remind me again, the sentence for planning, aiding and abetting an assassination...”
“Ten years per offence. Give or take.”
The sylvari leaned back in his chair, with an ineffable expression. Something Noll never believed this constant sneer of superiority and thorny features would be able to convey. Peace.
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The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.
There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.
For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.
Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”
A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.
Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.
Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.
And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”
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I know I've said this before but it's still wild to me that some people have beef with Gortash' design. They gave us texture, they gave us silhouette, they gave us a smug face with scars and signs of age that tell a story, they gave us devil and dragon imagery and uneven laces to headcanon about. They gave us big brown eyes. They gave us a fancy cane and cunty gestures. What more could you possibly ask for?
Like do you know how basic and unappealing he would have been if he had a generic pretty boy face with a fuckboy haircut? We have a thousand guys like that. This guy? This guy is perfect.
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Thinking about how everyone agreed Trahearne should lead the Pact, and how funny that is. I get that he was a neutral party respected by all of the Orders for his expertise in Orr. But, they still gave a 23 year old with little combat experience (he admits in dialogue that he rarely engaged the risen) authority over an entire military.
His entire life beforehand was him running off to Orr. The Lion Guard who have seen him when he stops at Claw Island found him to be very creepy. Everyone saw this asocial nerd and went "that one please." And I absolutely love him for it.
Also, since I've already mentioned how much of a nerd Trahearne is, I'm going to add this: Taimi and Trahearne never actually interact on screen (afaik). However, during LW4, Taimi is the one who identifies the poem in Jahai Bluffs as Trahearne's favorite. There's only a brief period near the end of LW2 where these two could have interacted. That implies that Trahearne will just take any opportunity he can to talk about Orr (he's just like me fr).