Honey and Lavender Cream

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

Just thought you'd all like to know that the other day I forgot what 'the calling' was called and referred to it as 'Grey Warden menopause' instead which I think is highly accurate but also terrible. Do with this information what you will.

some of you have never united Ferelden against the Blight and it shows

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

I still can't believe that bioware has morrigan tell you a whole story about how as a kid she came upon a girl she thought was so beautiful that it rocked her entire world and awakened new and bewildering longings in her (longings which by their very existence angered and perturbed her mother)... and then they have the temerity to ask me to believe she's straight

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment