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I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person
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don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what
I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

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me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-
The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?
me: exactly. Now,
there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
the setup for the sebastian and hawke dynamic is just so delightful to me like there’s sebastian wrestling with whether or not taking revenge was the right thing and if he should follow on that path or turn back to the chantry and meanwhile you are not an uninvolved party you are literally the mercenary he hired to do the murder of the mercenaries (who were themselves paid to kill his family! you’re the same!), you were the unflinching blade in his hands here, and yet he has no moral judgement on you or in fact anything but admiration really. sebastian ur perspective on violence and when it’s okay will always bewilder and enthrall me
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i'm opening commissions for hand-carved cylinder seals!!! i only accept payment measured with lydian weights (sorry i've been scammed by sumerian weights before 😔) send me a tablet if ur interested!
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was it really necessary to bring up to bring up the scamming 🙄 sumerians already get such a bad rap
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maybe ea-nasir shouldn't have scammed her then. did you think of that?
#sumerians think just because they invented writing that they're enki's favorites #but theyre not anyone else's favorite
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call me crescent the way i'm so fertile
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top 5 ideas for a megaron that will impress your rivals:
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have a better megaron than them
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who do you think is attacking the coastal towers?
dorians
trojans
etruscans
mycenaeans
philistines
🦆tuscan-raider Follow 🔁
the etruscans wouldnt do this 😤🤬 this poll is so fucked up
#and also the trojans just lost everything to the greeks they dont have the resources to attack right now #my gold is on the dorians
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your url is literally "tuscan-raider"......
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that doesnt mean anything
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has anyone heard from wilusa lately?
#you guys used to love wilusa
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girl there's a war
#???? achilles is there and everything
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i'm tired of the king always butting into my affairs. we need a free and open marketplace with less regulation
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aren't you the copper scammer??
#i dont think you can be trusted with a free and open market
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hot sun god summer 💅😎
#all my followers better reblog this or ur not gonna be allowed on the sun barge
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a frothy beer in a ceramic cup and some dates and tying a net with the boys. can't get any better than this.
#might even go to faiyum later
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ok but no one actually believes that paris and helen are in love, right? menelaus is a much better husband than paris could ever be
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menelaus we need you on the battlefield.. get off the slab
#we are under fucking attack
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sea peoples? yea i see people every day. on my shoreline.
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i hate my fucking parents
#theyre ruining this kingdom #can't wait until i'm pharaoh #we're gonna go back to the way things used to be
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got a big shipment of luxury goods setting sail today i hope the seas are in my favor!!!
#especially because so many ships have sunk on the route we're taking
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can we get an update on this shipment??
#i dont think the seas were in his favor
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come here little eunuch boy i can be so normal
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uhhh the temple snake bit me. what do we think this means?
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i have just been informed that akrotiri has been destroyed
#i knew it wasn't a good sign....
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🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
between two choices here…
scylla
charbydis
to be so honest neither are looking great but sometimes u gotta make tough decisions. nobody tell my crew about this btw
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⬜ crewmate-238-deactivated12109
the sirens are dangerous to YOU. i understand them though. we are holding hands and singing and they're not even eating me
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no we’re not
⚔️ 0restes
OP being deactivated really adds something here
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the sirens killed him
🐅 circe.without.mercy
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🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
just fucked up so bad i met queen helen from sparta and called her "helen of troy" in front of her husband who literally spent ten years fighting a war to get her back FROM TROY. about to throw myself into the sea
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omg no worries babygirl come back anytime :))) happens to everyone
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
was no one going to tell me helen of troy had a tumblr
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
FUCK i did it again
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⬜ crewmate-24-deactivated9823
for real though has anyone seen elpenor
#i could have sworn he was with us when we were at circes??
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⬜ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
dreaming of burger made of helios' cattle rn. mmm
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it is actually insane that people are reblogging this. do you know how disrespectful this is to helios and to all of the gods?? those are literally sacred cattle, i shouldn't be seeing odysseus' crew blogging about how they want to make them into burgers. it's not funny and it's not a joke.
⬜ crewmate-438-deactivated5764
#it was gonna be such a perfect day for a bbq but its stormy all the sudden #:( #oh well i guess we will just eat our burgers inside
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🐗 antinous420
how long could it possibly take to weave a fucking shroud
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fun fact! it can actually take 1,543 years to weave a burial shroud for one’s father in law, depending on the materials, style, and craftsman!
🤴 telemakhos.of.ithaka
ayyy ithaca fact checker i missed you
🐗 antinous420
who the hell is running this account
#that has to be a joke right #otherwise that would mean that like only an immortal could weave these #ik athena is goddess of weaving but she cant be the only one doing it #right???
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🏐 what.up.its.nausica
not the random naked man i found on my shore who i almost got betrothed to being odysseus king of ithaca are you KIDDING me
🏄 pisistratus-son-of-nestor
i thought he was dead???
🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
im not
🏄 pisistratus-son-of-nestor
@ telemakhos.of.ithaca @ queen-penelope-official HELLO???
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🐅 circe.without.mercy
actually disgusting that people are still following @/calyps0 when she literally kept odysseus captive on her island for seven years. yes odysseus is incredibly problematic and he should be held accountable for actions. yes i dont support what he did to polyphemus and i will block anyone who said that was deserved. but he literally has a wife and son he needs to get back to and it's disgusting that she tried to impede him like this
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hey what was going on when he stayed at your place for a year
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lmfao she blocked me
#girl this situation is messyyyy
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🦉 goddess-of-wisdom
why is everyone so mad at odysseus. he’s just a silly little guy. my silly little mortal. he does tricks. free him
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he blinded my son
🦉 goddess-of-wisdom
ok??? have you considered that maybe your son was being a little bitch
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🚣♂️ captain.odysseus
lmfaoooo ive been sending anon hate to polyphemus and he still doesn’t know it was me, odysseus, son of laertes sacker of cities king of ithaca who lives at ithaca palace and is currently sailing home on the aegean sea. click the read more to track my voyage home
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#what are you gonna do about it big guy #nobody cares
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when i find whoever it is that is sending me these you are going to be so sorry
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like this post if you want to be included in the archery contest tomorrow!
#may the best shot win!
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🍽️ suitor-37
anyone noticed the quality of penelope’s wines at ithaca palace has kind of sucked lately
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i have a strong feeling that you won’t have to worry about this for much longer :)
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widowed queen gertrude is crazyyyyy fine
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🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
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#personal #to be or not to be UGH that is the question #like is it nobler in the minds to suffering slings and arrows of outrageous fortune??? #or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them #:( #to die #to SLEEP #no more #and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to #tis a consummation DEVOUTLY to be wished #to die to sleep #to sleep perchance to dream?? #ay THERES the rub #for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil #that gives me pause tbh
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can we please stop fear mongering and spreading misinformation about what has been going on lately. take it from a wittenberg uni student: there is no such thing as ghosts, and there is not one roaming around elisnore castle. there are literally guards patrolling 24/7. if there were ghosts we would know.
📚 horatio.the.truant
hey guys! so turns out there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy
#actually shaking right now #what the fuck is going on
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spotted last night, marcellus and myself, when yond same star that’s westward from the pole had made his course t’illume that part of heaven where it now burns. the bell was then beating one
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omg murder of gonzago is touring here this month!! i just got my tickets im SO excited
✉️ im-orsick-of-this
honestly don't get your hopes up about this production. i heard they're changing the whole story around and it's kind of a weird modern retelling :( sounds like it's gonna be a waste of time unfortunately
#i signed an nda at work so i cant really say how i know this #but trust me guys you do not want to be there when this happens
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it's actually so fucked up that people are just on tumblr blogging about how hot they think the queen is. does no one care about the fact that she literally has a son who is probably really uncomfortable seeing these comments on his dash. is anyone thinking about him. does anyone care that he's probably having a really hard time right now
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#one can literally smile and be a villain in denmark this place fucking sucks
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🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
im actually going to kill my uncle
🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
im not joking like im really going to do it
🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
guys should i kill my uncle????
yes
no
#FUCK what an ass am i #this is most brave #im literally the son of a dear father murdered #prompted to revenge by heaven and hell #and im out here like a whore unpacking my heart with words #fuck thisssss #hmm ive heard guilty creatures sitting at a play have by the cunning of the scene #been so struck to the soul that they just proclaim their malefactions #👀
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goodbye son @ laertes and good luck in paris! the wind sits in the shoulder of your sail and you are stayed for. i send my blessing with thee and these few precepts in thy memory Read more
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🤺 laertes
au revoir bitches ya boy is on his way to parissss
#FUCK this court #not really sure what is going on here but i am not sticking around to find out lmfao #also does anyone know if the ghost stuff everyone is reblogging is real
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🧪 not.king.claudius
stop reblogging that post about the king's wedding
okay buckle up because i have been seeing a LOT of people talk about how the timing of the king and queen's marriage after the late king's death was weird. but first of all, the picture that has been going around alleging that they used the same food from his funeral to furnish the wedding feast is NOT real and has been debunked multiple times by @ also-not-king-claudius. so please stop reblogging that. second, i've been seeing posts saying that the late king hamlet was way hotter than claudius (like hyperion to a satyr etc) which is honestly so disrespectful when claudius threw an awesome wedding feast that a lot of you all benefitted from and all king hamlet ever did was wage war on fortinbras. also gertrude and claudius were NOT having an affair before they got married. i dont even know how that rumor got started because there is absolutley no proof. it's incredibly irresponsible to spread rumors like that when they are so destructive and hurtful and i cant believe people never check their sources before reblogging. and btw @/elsinore-confessions is NOT a reliable source. sorry but i will be blocking anyone who reblogs posts claiming there was some kind of affair. anyway i dont know what i expected from this hellsite but tbh it was more than this :/
#claudius was literally just in equal scale weighing dole and delight #but of course thats controversial now #🙄
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🌼 opheliaaaaa
view from my walk this morning!
#nature #flowers #wildlife #aesthetic
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💁🏻♀️ concerned.danish.mom
hey guys. does anyone have tips on how to connect with your teenage son when he keeps accusing you of unchastity and incest :(
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yayyyy king claudius gave us free cruise tickets to england
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it's actually been forever since we hung out with hamlet. this is gonna be so fun
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does anyone know how to send a distress signal
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Today we remember Yorick, a former court jester of the late King Hamlet who passed away several years ago. He is now buried in the Elsinore Castle Graveyard, and is remembered as a fellow of most excellent fancy.
🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
omg poor yorick :(( @ horatio.the.truant i knew him!!! a fellow of infinite jest
#he hath borne me on his back like a thousand times!! #and now how abhorred in my imagination it is! #my gorge straight up rises at it #here hung those lips that i kissed i know not how oft #where are ur gibes now? #gambols? #songs? #flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
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🌼 opheliaaaaa
ummm ok hiiiiii <3
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anyone else been lowkey thinking about invading denmark lately
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not to insult the crown prince or whatever but does anyone else think he seems like a fucking loser
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Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client
Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either

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forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS 2002, dir. Peter Jackson