Your Very Own Arch Nemesis

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

it’s my first day back on tumblr and i’ve already decided to write not one, not two, but six fanfics. pray for me.

(technically they are all the same fanfic but i am not foolish enough to try and write a single fic as long as plot that is milling around in my head)

I'm tired and I want to be alone but I already invited people over like last week: the ongoing saga.

Like I don't REALLY want to cancel my plans, I want to hang out with my partner and my wife and watch the funny tee hee show, but I also feel like a failing ecosystem of a human being right now.