Waiting on the Edge of the Unknown

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

Getting cursed to never win until everyone on your team is dead because you were disrespectful to a grieving town sounds like something straight out of mythology, but it actually happened to my good friend the Mayo Senior Men's Football team in 1951

so it turns out that chemical runoff from ai datacenters is causing chromosomal defects in sheep populations, causing something like 95% of affected sheep to be born female

that's right: ai is to blame for the ram shortage

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!